Published by Max Salsbury for 24dash.com in Housing
Look! It’s 24housing magazine's latest caption competition - the feature the whole sector is talking about (well, not really).
This month's snap depicts prancing poser Brendan Cole, apparently mixing happily with some peasants from the non-TV universe. The Strictly Come Dozing star was in a Gateshead Indian restaurant, for reasons that remain unclear.
Now, all you (whoever you are) have to do is come up with a funny caption.
Sounds easy, doesn't it? And it is!
And the best bit? The author of the best entry will win an all-expenses-paid tour of Paul Daniel's house, gardens, outbuildings and laboratory*.
Please post your wry one-liners in the comments section below for the whole world to admire. Shy boys and girls can email their efforts to email@example.com
*Warning: A lie. The winner actually gets some tea. And a cup. A teacup. For the tea.
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